I have always appreciated the terms "in my journeys.." or "in my life I have found.." unfortunatly for someone of my few and in comparison far from wild but substantially stupid years I don't often get the ability to use it unless I want to lend to my story serious sarcasm or a sardonic tone. I do know some things tho. One of which is that if you want to over hear some seriously bizarre things hop on your local public transportation.
I don't think there is anywhere else in MY city you could over hear two girls arguing over who is a whore and who stoles drugs out of who's purse. Two grandmothers discussing the benefits of confiscating thier grandson's fronts ( gold and silver teeth coverings, also see bling) in order to extract higher grades on ther report cards. You'll also get the basest and most revolting pick up lines shouted from bus windows and muttered between girls who clearly aren't having it and guys who wish they could. I mean to be honest what could be more appealing than someone who thinks I look tastier than a box of chicken while holding his pants up with one hand and a bus rail with the other. Today I saw someone who had a belt on! Of course it was fastened tight around his knees so while he didn't have to hold his pants up his ass was still on display in red slightly transparent boxer briefs. when I began to see more than I ever wanted to .
I for one don't leave the house in the morning hoping to see some guys ass. I also heard " I read all about that shit on myspace" this morning, about.. I dunno. 5 times? Let alone knowing that myspace isn't worth the html that it's typed in.
Whenever I feel like finding something to be angry about I'll catch the bus. sitting in the food court of a mall is just as rewarding but I prefer the bus because then I can actually record what I'm hearing and not have to filter out stuff.
I think sometimes my hatred of the world boils everyone down into two groups. Peoples and Persons. Persons.. persons like you and me, smart intelligent humanoids who seek out interesting things to read and do. Who tend to have smarter conversations. and People.. Oo I hate people. people large groups of persons who somehow lose all common sense and reason. Sometimes people consist of groups of people who never had common sense or reason in the first place. Like the bus driver I had who didn't know that ducks could fly.
People defy all sense of natural selection and if it weren't for civilization and human rights I'm sure an open season wouldn't be too frowned upon. But that opens a whole new can of worms.
Blah blah.
Tho I do have to say there is nothing I dislike more than finding out a person I liked it is actually a people I don't.
enough of this angry complaining for now. I have to go do homework for useless classes, which I'llbitch all about later.
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