Maybe this is because I didn't get to carve my damn pumpkins on Halloween because Santa Claus and the Christian Riech feel the need to bulldoze over every pagans holiday. But I feel that Jack-O-Lanterns should not be restricted to Halloween. I feel that I should be able to carve a pumpkin ( or something like it) any day of the damn year ( more specifically any holiday my crazy heart desires)
I have thusly begun the Pumpkin Initiative. As we speak there are two pumpkins on my porch that I will be carving for Christmas and or New Years. ( I'm lying they'll rot until I throw them away because I'm too lazy to carve them right now)
Anyway, we'll pretend I have carved them with Santa's Decapitated head and fireworks.
Next year Starting with New Years ( Thats 1/1/08) I'll be carving a pumpkin, or an equivalent for every holiday that I can manage. Because I was cheated out of my pumpkins by that damn Santa.
It's time Halloween take some inititiave you can take over every day of the year just like Christmas!
Fuck Santa!
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