Break Ups Suck, I'm Glad I'm a Tom Boy

Happy Thanksgiving to those who didn't really have anyone say it to them. There you are.

Break Ups Suck, for some. I'm not one of those people... yet. Never I hope. I have had this wonderful streak of being on the top side of all my break ups. Even if I get dumped, I kinda just shrug my shoulders and move on. I don't get sobby and weepy usually, I don't get overly attached quickly, and I'm not addicted to the idea that the first guy ( or second ) you get it from is the last and only and ever forever love of ones life.
I have a theory that when a couple breaks up, they split thier friends like a divorcing couple splits furniture. One person gets the majority of the friends and the other gets screwed. Now I may be an angry angry lizard but I'm also quite modest and incredibly charasmatic. I keep my friends. Everytime. I'm lucky and cool that way. Now don't all you silly idol-less kids out there run up and think "Gee Whiz I wish I could be like Liz, she's so great" You're half right. I am great. I'm a terrible role model tho. Don't be like me. Be like you, with Liz tendencies. It's a much better equation that way.
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I was saying-
It really sucks when some friends are caught on a fence. I for one tend not to ditch either friend in case of a break up, and I kindly request that they not ask me to choose becasue I dislike it. It's unfair to just all of a sudden lose a friend just because some shit relationship you had ended badly.
Sometimes the totally wrong person sticks with all the friends. Like Guy A is a douche bag and cheats On girl B with Girl Z. And They break up and Guy A maintains all the friends and Girl B keeps her two true blue girlfriends who tell her she's better than the douche bag she wasted all her time on and how there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
And there are.. you just need really good bait, or a hell of a rod. ( I think my rod is broken)

My bait however seems only to attract catfish ( if you don;t get that joke go look up what people use for catfish bait)

I also just realized I made a very dirty joke on myself. Ignore it.

Anyway, to all you people who lost all your friends simply because you and your significat other split up. I'm sure there are better people out there for you to spend your time on.
And to one stalkerish little shit who goes to UMBC, you have no friends for a very good reason. Learn to stop being creepy.


I have been made aware of something called "Ladders" Apparently Guys have One big ladder, and every female they know is on it somewhere. The higher up you are on a ladder the more said male wants to sleep with you. And women, you see, women have TWO ladders. A "men I would sleep with" ladder and a "friends ladder" And men are constantly afraid they they might all of a sudden find themselves on the friends ladder. I listened to an entire conversation of men talking about how and why women might possibly want said ladder.
I can't answer any of those questions. I have one ladder.

One ladder that is. And all the guys I know are near it. The higher up they are the more I want to sleep with them. The lower they are the less.. and then there are those lucky ( or unlucky few) I consider as the concrete that holds my ladder in place.

Take that however you want it.

LADDERS!