USOFPOS

My Obligatory Link to Dramatica for Music

I don't really have any particular complaint at the moment, I just kidna felt like typing a long and detailed complaint about something. I was going to start out with Rap Music and how absolutely irritating I find it to be. Which would of course lead me into how absolutely useless this sack of flesh I work with named Allen is. Make no mistake he is absolutely useless, and he is also a useless sack of flesh.

After typing all that in I have decided to complain about Allen. Allen the USOFPOS (pronounced Yousoff Poss)

Allen does listen to rap music and it does irritate me but that is not the only thing or the worse thing that he does when he antagonizes me.

He comes into work. He's just plain annoying. That's all I can say, he's creepy and annoying and gives of an extreme aura of stupid. An AURA of stupid. He reeks of stupid. He smells of it, stinks of it, looks like it. He's a useless misanthropic tumor on my workplace.

Any time he's given somethign to do, something that might only take me like tops, 5 minutes. Takes him the better part of three hours and he still doesn't finish it by the time he goes to leave. He's always given grunt like busy work and he never does it right.
They gave him a binder of paper to shred today. After breaking the shredder four times and having to have our boss fix it once he proceeded into what I can only call "The Barely Massacre of Paper" Because he barely got any of it done. He took three hours to shred 20% of a binder. 20 percent!?!?! It was a 3 inch binder, but THREE GOD DAMN HOURS? What the hell is wrong with this kid?
Does he have downs syndrome? Is he mentally retarded? Handicapped.. just plain mother fucking stupid?


He thinks I'm funny. I don't know why, I do yell at him a lot and tell him off frequently for being a stupid sod. Whenever he says something stupid I call him on it, and he just giggles at me. He asked me at least 7 times whether or not they might kill harry potter off in Movie 5. MOVIE 5!! 5 OUT OF 7!! When i told him he was an idiot he laughed.
Good riddance to bad meat when he gets fired. I can't wait. I know he's going to be fired. I'm excited. I think I might bake a cake or a cookie or a cupcake or something. And write congratulations. Eat it in front of him. Maybe make a whole batch and say they are for a good bye. Or maybe the cupcakes can spell good riddance so that it's clear it's not a nice send off but a celebratory stance at the vacancy that he's going to be leaving behind him.

It'll be great not having to leave every computer logged off so he can;t get one and listen to bad music. He listenes to terrible music.
We got into an argument at one point about whther it was okay to use the word Nigga. I told him Nigga and Nigger were basically the same word and simple changing the suffix doesn't change the word, the origin or the intent and meaning behind the word. He said he calls all his friends "nigga"

Just talking about him makes me fucking angry.

If he died tomorrow, I think I'd laugh. I know it's not nice, but it's the truth.


He gets on my nerves.

This post almost turned into one about Animal Cruelty and the fine line that so surrounds it,

Unfortunatly I have a sandwich here next to me that needs eating so I think I'll do that.


_lizard